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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

A Whisky Contest for Bender

My Bender costume enters a non-Halloween contest!

"Good sir, what has your Bender costume been up to lately?"
- Random Internet People

In a word (plus an article of speech), a contest! Bender's been battling for one of the coveted top five positions over at World Whisky Day's photo contest. Master Blender Richard Paterson will then choo-choo-choose the winner from those five photos.

During the first week I was actually surprised to find myself in the top five but that didn't last long. Over the Easter weekend my photo slipped to sixth and then seventh place despite Blair Bowman himself connoting on Facebook that my photo was brilliant!

It took some perseverance, but I pulled through and am currently mid-pack of the top five.

Many of the photos in the running are really great. Excellent even. And I'd be happy just to finish in the top five. But let's face it. It would be even sweeter if I actually won that fantastic prize.

Can Bender pull it off? I think so. After all, my photo encompasses more of the whisky-drinking marketplace than the others, as mine is the only top photo to feature women. And I am sure Mr. Paterson recognizes that the whisky market is more than men. Because someone wise enough to have blended what's been declared the world's best blended scotch in TWO prestigious competitions is surely wise enough to include men, women AND robots.

I sincerely thank everyone who has voted for me. A HUGE thumbs up from your favourite spirit-chugging robot, Bender!

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You can click here to see what Blair Bowman said.
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Update May 2012: My photo did not win. The winner was a great outdoor photo by Klemen Saje from Slovenia. My congratulations to him!

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Monday, March 01, 2010

Denzel Washington Online

It's not okay to look at your neighbour in public washrooms. But front porches are a different story.

The question is, did Denzel Washington really watch my friend's Dorito's Viralocity contest video?

That depends. Are we talking about THE Denzel? Denzel the actor, from such movies as The Manchurian Candidate, The Preacher's Wife, and Courage Under Fire? Or are we talking about some shmoe who just happens to have the same name?

If you ask around, it's difficult to find big Hollywood A-list stars admitting to spending time online. But then again, my pal Kevin did have a little conversation with Robin Williams and his online gaming addiction - in particular, Battlefield 2. It exploded on the net, and gaming sites were abuzz for months. Read the story here.

So, what do you think? Is the Antwone Fisher actor really interested in the Doritos Viralocity contest? Would the Crimson Tide actor take the time to watch a video sent to him? And if so, would he also take the time to leave a comment?

After all, he is a very busy actor who's been in dozens and dozens of films and TV shows throughout his 33 year career.

Read the comments below and decide for yourself. Better yet, log in under the temporary login and have your say! The video is here.

pieface A - 2010-03-01 11:44:44 EST
I personally know Denzel, and he definitely watched this video.
oakes w - 2010-03-01 10:57:19 EST
That's not really Denzel Washington you know. There's no way he'd make a comment online! Especially a Canadian contest.
Tracy O - 2010-02-28 13:11:48 EST
It's great to see Denzel Washington interested in the Doritos Viralocity contest!
washington D - 2010-02-28 13:06:31 EST
Great video!

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Monday, February 22, 2010

Blind Date

Ashley the Slore, on the right, loves big bags.A friend, "Ashley" the Slore, made this video, entitled 'Blind Date' for a sweet Dorito's contest. Look closely and you may recognize her as Abogado the Russian Superman from our 2009 Halloween bash. And if that's any indication of her creativity, you know the video will be bad ass.

The goal of the Doritos contest, aptly named Doritos Viralocity, is to have your video go "viral". There are some serious prizes awarded to videos that rack up the most points.

Top prize is $100,000 cash, and if your video surpasses the 10 million point max threshold, you win a bonus of $150,000. Points are accumulated through Blogger, Twitter, Facebook, Stumble, Reddit, Youtube and a bunch of others.

There's still time to enter a video of your own for a chance to win big bucks. There's even cash prizes for any video ranking from 2nd to 344th place - In other words, the losers. Can't handle being a loser? Not feeling up to the challenge? Go have a nap. Then come back, check out my friend's video, and I guarantee* you'll laugh.

*Disclaimer - "guaranteed laugh" includes smiling, staring blankly, choking on a foot long hot dog, or shutting your computer down.

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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Halloween Costume Contest

Pizza's good, but where are the hookers & beer?

Sometimes it's not evident that I love Halloween as much as I do. The decorations on the outside of my house are minimal and up until this year, I had never been to a costume contest before.

For years I've been following the adventures of Rob Cockerham at cockeyed.com. He is exciting, talented, dimple-cheeked and modest. These are things I like.

Every year Rob creates elaborate Halloween costumes, then attends massive costume contests in California where the top prizes are huge cash awards, sometimes thousands of dollars. This year, Rob was my inspiration.

2008 marks the return of Futurama. A number of full-length feature movies have been created and the first two have already been aired. Showing my love for Futurama, and Bender in particular, I made a Bender costume. Here is the link to how I built it.

Days before Halloween I noticed two local restaurants were having costume contests. Since our annual Halloween party almost always falls on the same day as these pub, bar and restaurant contests, I've never been able to attend one. But this year Halloween (and thus, the parties and contests) fell on a Friday.

I phoned the Whistling Walrus and asked a few questions. I learned that the crowd would be cheering for their favourite costumes and the top prize was a Future Shop gift certificate, but they would not disclose the amount.

The Boston Pizza near our University was judging the contest the same way, with crowd cheers. Top prize there was $200 cash for best male, and $200 cash for best female. I decided this would be the one I'd attend.

At 10 p.m. Suz and I loaded the components to my costume into the Insight and drove about 1 kilometre to Boston Pizza. Inside, the bar was starting to fill up. Many people were dressed up, but nothing as elaborate as the manager in his totally authentic Ghostbuster costume! I mean, this thing looked like it actually worked. I could practically smell the ectoplasm on him, but maybe that was melted cheese.

I don't want to go to robot hell!The staff was dressed up and many of them loved my costume. Costumed people entered the bar area and many times rushed over to me to pose for pictures. I loved this! But I had never been to a contest before and didn't know how to work the room. I was very nervous. Luckily the Pope calmed me down and I went back to the bar where I calmed my nerves some more - and fueled my power cells at the same time.

Just before 11:30 the Ghostbusting manager made an announcement that the contest was going to start soon. The bar was packed. Every table had 6.2 people crammed around it and it was difficult to walk around. It was getting so full that people began beaming in.

Suddenly the crowds parted as a Christian Bale Batman and a Heath Ledger Joker entered the bar. They were, in a word, phenomenal. Batman's voice was perfect as he commented to me, "nice costume." The Joker moved about the room easily winning people over.

A few minutes later the manager called all contestants to the front. There were just under 20 people entered in the contest. The rest of the bar, well over 100 people, watched carefully as we all stood at the front.

After each name was called, that particular person climbed onto a table and the crowd cheered. The Pope garnered a huge applause. The transvestite did too. The morals of the bar were split.

One of the Incredibles got a big cheer, as did the red Power Ranger. Batman put on a great display and his his applause was excellent. But the Joker stole the show. With his slick hair and evil stares, the Joker was clearly winning the bar over. The applause was thunderous. I knew I had lost but decided that I was still very happy that so many people loved my costume and wanted to talk to me about it.

My turn came to climb onto the table.

The manager helped me up and I turned to face the crowd. As I slid my Bender helmet over my head I became deafened by the cheering. The bar erupted as I held my cigar and waved. People stood up. An entire table chanted "BENDER! BENDER! BENDER!" at the top of their lungs. I snapped my magnetic cigar onto my mouth and the crowd doubled their effort! I was amazed! I couldn't believe how strong the love was for beer-drinking, black-jack-playing, thieving Bender.

I stepped down, proud of my effort. I thought to myself, "That was close, but I think I might've won!" After a short tally the manager came back with his mic to hand out the prizes. 2nd place male went to.... the Joker! Everyone clapped and cheered. The manager then handed me the envelope, the one containing the $200 cash prize, and announced, "First place goes to Bender people!"

The Joker gave me a knowing grin from across the bar. After a few pats on the back from my fans, I went outside and congratulated the Joker on a good battle. I talked to the manager again and walked around meeting more people. I thanked all the meatbags who cheered for me before heading home, the giddy winner of Boston Pizza's 5th annual Halloween Costume Contest.

One more:
Bender & the manager.
Link:
How I made my Bender costume.

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