Originally intended to document my experience of DeLorean ownership, focus is often radical and strange, boring and obtuse.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Spring Crash #2, in F Major

Ambulance drivers, desperate for work, crashed into this Saturn on the highway.

Incredible as it may seem, Jimmy Dillnuts cannot be stopped. It doesn't matter where you drive, be it city streets, quiet neighbourhoods or the highway. You will not escape Jimmy.

With her shit-ass 1 megapixel camera phone, my sister caught the devastation of Jimmy Dillnuts following in the wake of Saturday's accident. Yesterday morning she emailed this picture to me.

The Saturn Ion, or Hyundai Accent, or whatever the gosh darn heck this little silver wreckage is, appears to be another victim of the carnage-hungry Jimmy Dillnuts.

The vehicle is missing at least one front wheel, as you can see from the way the front of the car sits much, much lower than the back of the car. The engine compartment is munch-city, the hood is dented and the bumper has a scratch.

Firemen were busy at work here, earning the money they will use to buy their bacon bits for their fancy salads. As one fireman pulled the bodies of the dead midgets from the trunk another swept the sand they use to absorb the blood from the highway. Blood, you see is slippery, and the police don't want other motorists to slide in the blood and cause another crunchy accident.

In order to stop accidents like this, police should be more strict in the suspension of people's licenses. Following a second incident, idiot drivers should be electronically tagged and monitored. On the third offense, they should be swatted on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and have pickled eggs popped up their butts.

Unless, of course, they like that kind of thing.

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Blogger Chana said...

hi. i'm going around blogland wishing all the mom's a happy day. i'm glad to be able to stop by and say hello and see how you have kept on posting.

here is hoping that your thyroid is alright and that your foot is not hurting so much.

hugs to all the moms in your world. take care and know i miss your blog..be back as soon as i can, until then. hi to the wifey.

9:38:00 AM

Blogger Aims said...

I love that pic!! Looks a bit like my attempts at parking!!!

4:11:00 PM

Blogger patti_cake said...

Jimmy Dillnuts strikes again!

1:28:00 PM


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