Originally intended to document my experience of DeLorean ownership, focus is often radical and strange, boring and obtuse.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Manhandler Surprise

Visa number pixelated to protect this pervert.Ever done anything risqué?
Ever left some evidence behind?
Ever bought a 'Manhandler'?

On our last day in the Mystic Hilton, in Connecticut, Suz attended a meeting while I packed up our suitcases. I am a very careful, thorough person. I brought all our luggage to the car and returned for one last look around the room. I even checked under the bed for that stray chocolate bar that possibly got kicked under there.

When I lifted up the bedskirt, it wasn't a chocolate bar I found. It was a plain black bag with a receipt inside. A receipt for 'Manhandler Flesh'. As soon as I read those words, I dropped the bag, and carefully examined the receipt for signs of stickiness.

I read the receipt over very carefully, first, looking for the date. The date was mid-October, indicating that the person who purchased the Manhandler likely occupied the room before us. That made me kinda queasy, imagining all the dirty goings-on.

I learned that a Manhandler Flesh costs $36.99, at V.I.P., Connecticut's Premier Adult Emporium. Orange, Connecticut is a wholesome rural town, host to the Orange County Fair each September. With a population of only about 13,000, it is surprising that Orange can support an adult store.

I examined the receipt further. It indicated that the purchaser paid with Visa. It contained the complete Visa number, expiry, and Auth #. As much as I want to post the entire Visa number, it goes against my morals. Sorry Identity theives.

Below that was the signature of the cardholder. Because it leans left, I assume this person is left-handed. The signature is unreadable, which reminds me of Jodster's signature prank. I believe it starts with a K, or possibly an R, followed by a squiggle. If you'd like to be a detective, use your skills to find out who this person is, then let us know. I think it would be interesting.

V.I.P. of Orange is located at 170 Boston Post Road
Phone (203) 799-7040

5 Comments:

Blogger Rainypete said...

I have done something risqe, and I have left evidence behind (on is currently sleeping and the other wants a bottle), but I can't say as I've bought a Manhandler. You should have bougth some internet porn with the credit card number. It sounds like "K squiggle" wouldn't have known the purchases from his own.

11:43:00 PM

 
Blogger VicZan said...

The strange thing about that receipt is that it appears to be the copy they would keep in the store, not the customer copy. Unless you get a duplicate of the exactly slip in the states... I'm not sure anymore. I'll have to see in less than 2 weeks when I'm in NYC.

7:56:00 AM

 
Blogger VicZan said...

so apparently I have more than one blogger account or something....

8:18:00 AM

 
Blogger ~*Stephanie*~ said...

Ekk I would have felt the same way as you~ I am glad I make sure to never ever leave receipts behind...

:~)

2:50:00 AM

 
Blogger Martini said...

LOL!

10:33:00 AM

 

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