Manhandler Surprise

Ever done anything risqué?
Ever left some evidence behind?
Ever bought a 'Manhandler'?

On our last day in the Mystic Hilton, in Connecticut, Suz attended a meeting while I packed up our suitcases. I am a very careful, thorough person. I brought all our luggage to the car and returned for one last look around the room. I even checked under the bed for that stray chocolate bar that possibly got kicked under there.

When I lifted up the bedskirt, it wasn't a chocolate bar I found. It was a plain black bag with a receipt inside. A receipt for 'Manhandler Flesh'. As soon as I read those words, I dropped the bag, and carefully examined the receipt for signs of stickiness.

I read the receipt over very carefully, first, looking for the date. The date was mid-October, indicating that the person who purchased the Manhandler likely occupied the room before us. That made me kinda queasy, imagining all the dirty goings-on.

I learned that a Manhandler Flesh costs $36.99, at V.I.P., Connecticut's Premier Adult Emporium. Orange, Connecticut is a wholesome rural town, host to the Orange County Fair each September. With a population of only about 13,000, it is surprising that Orange can support an adult store.

I examined the receipt further. It indicated that the purchaser paid with Visa. It contained the complete Visa number, expiry, and Auth #. As much as I want to post the entire Visa number, it goes against my morals. Sorry Identity theives.

Below that was the signature of the cardholder. Because it leans left, I assume this person is left-handed. The signature is unreadable, which reminds me of Jodster's signature prank. I believe it starts with a K, or possibly an R, followed by a squiggle. If you'd like to be a detective, use your skills to find out who this person is, then let us know. I think it would be interesting.

V.I.P. of Orange is located at 170 Boston Post Road
Phone (203) 799-7040