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Monday, November 03, 2008

Halloween Party 2008!

Don't jerks know that stabbing Bender's ass will just make him mad? Hungry Spidey just came for the food.

At 8 p.m. Saturday night, exactly 17 years had passed since my first Halloween party. The tradition continued as guests starting filing through the door with fabulous photographer RainyPete among them.

Like a zombie with his head cut off I was running around last minute trying to light candles and put the music on before anyone realized there, well, really was no party to speak of yet. Minutes later the ominous sound of gothic organs filled the house and flickering skull candles illuminated tasty food that was later smeared on the floor in drunkenly loving fashion and danced on for amusement.

As usual, delicious alcohol was free, and flowing all night long for those who dared, or were staying over. House is in the house.But House and Cameron were too focused on each other to care if guests were overdrinking or choking on skullcakes. Luckily there were a number of other doctors present to watch over the rest of us fools.

As the night drew on more and more friends and strangers alike filled the rooms making it hard to move around at times. Luckily Suz had prepared a lot of food and it did not go to waste as an entire starving Survivor cast arrived with the coolest homemade Tiki Torches.

The flash isn't THAT bright, it must be the beer.One particular Survivor member happily pranced through the house declaring to all that he had immunity. However, we all know it was that mix of girly coolers and manly beer under his arm making him so zany. He disappeared for about an hour but the 12 doctors present found him and revived him.

It was a huge suprise to have 7 of 9 (Months), a giant Nintendo Wii controller, the all-mighty Wonder Woman, Red the Fraggle, and Mork from Ork show up on our doorstep. I believe I was the only one who was skeptical of Mork. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I bet my shiney metal ass it wasn't the real Mork. Dying to prove me wrong, he showed me his sleeping position.

The very loose TV theme was a hit attracting a number of characters including an actual TV, a pile of garbage as a commentary on what is on TV these days and a super awesome Mr. Rogers who was in desperate need of a drink.

In the year 3000, I have Mr. Rogers head in my closet.Lucky for me in my homemade Bender costume, alcohol fuelled my power cells and I was required to drink all night. I used my evil powers of persuasion on Mr. Rogers and soon we were best drinking buddies. Forget Fry!

I couldn't have been prouder than when Mike Holmes came through my house and, aside from the severed heads laying about, couldn't find anything wrong with it. He did, however, have a big problem with Chris 'the extra' who was having naughty fun with pen & paper around the food. Nobody dared mess with Mike's massive muscles so we just watched and smiled as he doled out a good hammering.

Around 11:30 we decided it was time for the costume contest. All of the 40 guests drunkenly scrawled their favourite choices for Most Original, Funniest and Best Costume. There were a lot of close races despite 105% of the ballots being illegible.

A bottle of Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum went to Christine the TV dinner whose homemade peas, steak & potatoes won her the title of Most Original costume. A Dooley's Toffee Liqueur & glass set went to the bruised and battered winner of the Funniest Costume, Chris the Extra, who spent a whopping $2 on his costume; a cup of coffee from Starbucks. Best Costume was a close call. Mike Holmes lost by one vote to his brother Dr. House, who, for his efforts, took home a Bacardi Superior Rum gift pack.

Bragging about his win, Chris the Extra suffered more beatings as the night drew on. After midnight a number of people cabbed home or hitched rides with strangers. Ugly Betty wisely decided to stay longer and party with the cool kids, and we all danced the night away. It wasn't until the rest of the meatbags had left that Mork revealed his true identity to the shock of everyone but me. It was our good friend Ryan under that red suit all along!

Thanks for coming everybody! I hope you all had fun, and hope to see you again in about 360 days. Check out RainyPete's group shot here.

Last year's shenanigans can be found here!
Link:
How I made my Bender costume.

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12 Comments:

Blogger SJ said...

I couldn't recognize half the characters mentioned... I am an intellectual *sniffs scornfully at popular TV programs*.

3:00:00 AM

 
Blogger Michael Manning said...

Mork from Ork was there? You really know how to pick cars and throw a party, Martini! :D) I enjoyed the rundown on the creepy music and good timing with the lighting!!!!

10:14:00 AM

 
Blogger JODSTER said...

I sneezed in my spidey mask. Gross.

3:13:00 PM

 
Blogger Martini said...

Oh is that what was dripping on me? Here I thought you were drooling over the food.

3:22:00 PM

 
Blogger Velvet Ginger said...

Looks like yu guys had a great time!!! You had the best costume though!

9:58:00 AM

 
Blogger Monogram Queen said...

All I can think is "Na-Nu Na-Nu" LOL Looks like a BLAST! I'm putting your Halloween Party on my "Bucket List"!

11:11:00 AM

 
Blogger Rainypete said...

It was like falling into the television set in that place!! A great time was had by all, even the poor battered extra. Glad you enjoyed the shots and thanks again for the invite! I keep wondering how you'll outdo yourself but I can totally picture you in a supermarket Halloween costume after all the effort you poured into Bender (which paid off admirably).

12:40:00 PM

 
Blogger Kev And Charlotte said...

A brilliant partee for sure, hope to make it a tradition!!

Oh and in that "Cool Kids" photo i'm not giving anyone the finger! it kinda looks that way tho! :)

If you think Marty unfairly didn't win the contents, he graciously excused himself from the costume competition, which was like Donovan Bailey excusing himself from a Sunday School picnic race.

1:28:00 PM

 
Blogger Martini said...

Wow guys, thanks for the compliments.

About that middle finger...yeah Kev, are you sure about that? Those paparazzi have a way of bringing out the worst in people!

2:23:00 PM

 
Blogger Ms. Creek said...

WOW~ that's a whole lotta folks at your party! looks like oodles of fun!

i love your costume...so dang cute.

10:14:00 PM

 
Blogger Velvet Ginger said...

If you have been having those parties for 17 years, did all of your friends give up on throwing them since you have the best one?

5:55:00 PM

 
Blogger Martini said...

Let's just say I've only ever been to one Halloween party that wasn't mine. They are really fun! I wish there were more.

9:36:00 AM

 

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