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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween Party 2007!


Saturday marked the 16th annual Halloween bash at my humble abode, a creeped-out house full of ghoulishly haunted paintings, freshly severed heads and delicious food. By the time 8 o'clock rolled around the jack-o-lanterns were lit, the wind was blowing, and the gravestones were creaking. Because they were styrofoam. A few minutes later I brought them all inside, because the wind had knocked the wind out of them. Ha.

guests don't begin arriving until about 9 p.m. But this year they were so excited they started arriving early. And I can't blame them. The lure of our mysterious special guest was overpowering. And the stuff, oh the stuff!

Sumo says: 'Stoppit! I'm ticklish!'It didn't take long for things to get dirty. Sumo Ryan was getting some action almost immediately. Not even a pure evil and vile entity like Demon Chris, with his eyes of horror, could resist Ryan's large Asian man-breasts.

This year was a bit surprising as many guests, including myself as Doc Brown, seemed to join forces and create an 80's theme. My sister's old Brownie dress became a shirt and Rainbow Bright lit up the room with her amazing homemade costume and non-homemade Sprite. She also lit up everyone's appetite for drinking with her super awesome number 1 Polar Bears.

If he gets the C-section wrong, it's an instant abortion.It may have been in bad taste for pregnant Catholic schoolgirl Tracy to pose with her pimp/lover/cousin Big Brett from the big city, but she did it anyway, much to everyone's chagrin. Luckily Mel Gibson, goin' commando, was there to offer his assistance in performing an actual, real C-section with his actual, real sword that could actually really hurt if he actually, really stabbed someone with it - but luckily he didn't.

Creeping past 10 p.m., who should arrive and get the party going but the one and only Kid Rock. Things really got out of hand when he inspired sexy shenanigans in all the happy drunks. But the shenanigans continued and soon even Charlie Brown could not resist Sumo Ryan's sexiness, and had to get in on that sweet topless action. Daaaaaaamn! Spicy Chicken Wiiiiiiing!Some of the guests said they were vomitting from the alcohol but we all know it was Charlie Brown's lack of restraint causing the spewage.

It was a tiring night for all, as there was much running up and down the stairs visiting the psychic up in the den. Fortunes were told and the occasional life ruined. But for those rare few who may have or may not have recieved some unwanted information, drinks were free all night long and bartenders were happy to hand 'em out to anyone with an empty plastic cup.

Running an entire Death Star is tiring. Even Vader needs to take a break.Even Darth Vader finally had to take a break from all that manipulation. What a trooper though (not a Storm Trooper), hanging in until every mind had been toyed with.

By the time 4:30 a.m. rolled around, the last few guests cabbed it home while 6 others jumped into various beds and futons, completely zonked from the partying. Afterwards, comments were super awesome. Such as when my neighbour told me, with the biggest smile ever, that it was the best party she and her husband had ever been to. It couldn't have been a nicer compliment! I hope we can live up to it next year.

Check out last year's radicalness here.

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Blogger patti_cake said...

I really, really, really, REALLY want to go to a party at your house next year!

2:14:00 PM

Blogger ZoeyBella said...

16th annual? Wow... Looks like a great time was had by all. :)

3:23:00 PM

Blogger Katie said...

Looks like a great party!

4:27:00 PM

Blogger Ms. Creek said...

you're it, martini...go to my blog and get the rule!

5:11:00 PM

Blogger Martini said...

Everyone was smiling that night, that's for sure. Especially Mr. Sumo!

What is "the rule"? Let's go see!

7:21:00 PM

Blogger Becky said...

Sounds like you had an awesome Halloween. I didn't even dress up this year, was actually my first time not dressing up and I'm 23 now....

4:50:00 AM

Blogger Martini said...

Becky! Boooooooo! Next year you'll have to make up for it with a super-awesome costume... or else.

1:58:00 PM

Blogger VicZan said...


Fun times indeed. My Rainbow Brite skirt caught a lot of spills that could've otherwise ended up on the floor. That's what a good quality skirt should always do.

What should I be next year?

10:11:00 PM

Blogger Louisiana said...

your party sounds awesome. i was at another good one. my sis held one at the resort this last saturday and i would love to write a post about it but it was a very wild party and the words what happens in Canmore stays in Canmore were spoken a few times, lol..

i have pics and i know some of my friends and my sis are posting some of them in facebook..i will be posting all mine in my new site since i'm not going back to facebook.. will send you an invite as soon as i tidy it up..

the pregnant catholic girl would have fit right in i tell you, lol..

i haven't had that much fun in months. i was great to laugh and dance my heart out.

i love how you guys have fun too. i love your love of life and spirit.

now on to more serious stuff i would like to say that i'm hoping you are alright and feeling well.

many hugs to you and your lovely wife.

1:09:00 AM


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