Originally intended to document my experience of DeLorean ownership, focus is often radical and strange, boring and obtuse.

Friday, March 16, 2007

All Growed Up

Were these my standard undies, that kitty would have X's for eyes. Plus she'd be upside down.

When I was 16, all my friends were getting their driver's licences while I was content, nay - extremely happy - to ride my bike everywhere. When I finally turned 18, and acquired a job at our local airport, my parents forced me to get my licence.

Life changed.

When I graduated college with a diploma, ecstatic co-graduates, teachers and friends forced me to celebrate with them.

Life changed.

And when I got married a few years ago, common sense and marriage tradition forced me to go on a honeymoon to exotic, tropical Pennsylvania's Pocono Mountains.

Life changed.

But it wasn't until last week that I, barely into my third decade of existence, became a grown-up. Yep. I bought my own underwear for the first time in my life.

And what a sweet deal Sears had! Boxers were all on sale for 30 and 40% off. So I took the opportunity to update my holey, faded and unstitched shredded rags that cover me tender bits.

And with that, I have severed my last needy tie to my mommy. Yep, I'm all growed up.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Ms. Creek said...

Hey!

why is my naughty naughty tt doing sneaking up on the boxers you bought?
THE FIRST TIME YOU BOUGHT YOUR OWN UNDIES?

omg

lmao

congrats!

6:07:00 PM

 
Blogger Ms. Creek said...

why am i the only one that has said anything on this post? usually, you have 59 million comments by now!

10:42:00 AM

 
Blogger patti_cake said...

Well at least you didn't buy UNDEROOS! You are A big boy now! :)

9:54:00 AM

 
Blogger Martini said...

Funny. I couldn't find Superman boxers, but I've got a few pairs featuring my fav doggy, Scooby-Doo. Does that make me any less grown-up? On 2nd thought, don't answer.

2:54:00 PM

 
Blogger honkeie2 said...

My first pair of boxers I ever bought for myslef was a pair of sponge bob boxers. This was the ones with the nose right at the crotch kind. And yes he does have a pink nose now!

2:45:00 PM

 

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