Originally intended to document my experience of DeLorean ownership, focus is often radical and strange, boring and obtuse.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Incredible Giant Puppy

Remember to bend at the knees when picking up large dogs.

My sister has a new baby to play with, scamper with and guard her other two babies. She was feeling out-numbered by the four male creatures living in her house: a husband, two sons and a cat. I’m not sure about the Hamster.

If she was French there would be a heck of a lot more male things in the house. The only thing keeping the female balance would be all the fenetres and portes.

So, to even things out a bit, she acquired a female Burnese Mountain Dog. Animal size was the other reason behind getting the chick dog. The boy dogs are insanely huge. Not Scooby-Doo huge, but they’ll certainly make an average person feel like Gary Coleman.

At only 8 weeks old, her new Burnese Mountain Puppy has paws nearly as big as a human hand. And she’ll sit there and let you hold her paw as long as you want.

Or, until she gets bored and wants to slobber someplace else. Like on my submarine sandwich when I’m not looking. I will turn around and pick it up, wondering why all the gooey Sub Sauce is leaking all over the place, and take a big bite, squirting the gummy doggy drool all over the table (or "la table" in French) and everyone will laugh - just like Fred and the gang often laugh at Scooby’s antics in the malt shop. Scooby will inevitably shift his eyes upward in an attempt to look entirely innocent as he whistles some unknown tune.

The scene will end with Velma saying "what a ham." and Scooby’s trademark "Wooby-wooby Woooooo!"

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3 Comments:

Blogger mmat said...

my dog is almost as big as two of that dog's paws. sometimes i think he's gonna get lost in the cat's fur.

12:58:00 PM

 
Blogger patti_cake said...

Darling! Looks like a big ol' stuffed animal!

3:08:00 PM

 
Blogger Ms. Creek said...

those are the absolute coolest dogs in the whole wide world! my know-it-all husband even agrees!

11:50:00 PM

 

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