Christmas Partay

Tis the season for Christmas parties!

December is a busy month for most people. Trying to squeeze in Christmas-shopping between all the various family events and work parties is tough. Work parties are important as they allow us to socialize with our co-workers, and hopefully, form a closer bond with them, thus, enabling everyone to work together even better.

But one should take precautions not to overindulge during the work party. Many embarrassing and even life-altering moments have taken place during work parties. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't have? Ever had one or two, or nine too many drinks? Yeah. It happens.

We had our usual Christmas party last night, and as usual, the usual things happened. First I had a Smirnoff Ice. Then a gin & tonic, followed by a Smirnoff Triple Black. Then, the most radical drink of all, Amaretto & Coke. It was so radical, I couldn't help but chug it, awesome-style. Once it was gone I had an Absolut Cut, which was absolutely kickass. I finished the night with a classic screwdriver because Vodka is from Russia.

At some point during the evening I realized that my friend Marky-Mark was giving me a big ol' smooch. It was captured forever by V, another co-worker who was quick with my camera. Upon my examination of all the pictures on my camera, I noticed something that shouldn't be there. A picture taken in secret. A nipple. Isn't Christmas the most wonderful time of the year?

Advice has been offered throughout the ages, and I know you're tired of hearing it. So I won't remind anyone about the hazards of Christmas bashes with drunken co-workers. I won't tell you to be careful around your manager's mistletoe. I won't tell you to take a cab when you've had too much to drink. And I won't tell you how I got home. Because I don't remember.