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Friday, September 18, 2009

Dirty Disney

Didn't anyone teach Hannah Montana penises are evil?!While perusing the local One Dollar Emporium, something dirty caught my eye. The vulgar glimspe I caught in aisle three jarred me at first. I had to go back for a better look and make sure that what I saw was in fact what I saw.

A certain large G-rated business has gotten into trouble before. They are supposed to be a family-friendly, wholesome corporation. But a corporation made up of people. And humans, by nature, are flawed. People make mistakes. This was one of them.

What I saw at that moment kind of dismayed me - the word Disney. Here I was staring at a tiny penis while Hannah Montana, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, stared back at me. I honestly could not figure it out. I called Suz over, hoping she could shed some light on the Disney penis mystery. After she screamed in disbelief, we read the package together:

"Guitar & Microphone Shapes!"

Ah-ha! It was supposed to be a microphone. We flipped the package over and found what the gummy guitar and microphone were really supposed to look like.

So, what offended us the most about the whole package? Was it the penis shape? The penis colour? The Hannah Montana staring at us with mouth agape? Perhaps it was a combination of the above. If we knew it were directed towards a more mature crowd, maybe we would be giggling.

We asked ourselves what the biggest mistake was; the shape, the colour or both. Why this colour? Who approved it? Why this shape? Is that really what a mic looks like? I suppose the thought of an eight-year old girl putting a penis er... microphone into her mouth just didn't sit well with us. And we wondered if anyone else had this same complaint.

And now, with that out of the way, Suz and I are off to Florida for two whole entire weeks of sand, the gulf, swimming and... yep, you guessed it, 3 and a half fun-filled days at Disney World, the happiest place on earth!

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Blogger Ms. Creek said...

omg, only you would find these!

have a good 2 weeks off! you should plan your next trip to...big sky country!

10:46:00 PM

Blogger Grant said...

Have fun at the magical kingdom. Let us know if the little mermaid goes topless.

4:52:00 PM

Blogger SJ said...

Someone at marketing in Disney didn't do their job it seems.

Have fun in Fl!

5:09:00 PM

Blogger Monogram Queen said...

I feel exactly the same way. I believe little girls should stay little girls as long as possible and despise the "sexualization" going on. Shame on Disney!

Have fun in Florida honey, put your toes in the sand and have an adult beverage in my honor hear?!

8:42:00 AM

Blogger honkeie2 said...

Disney is made up of perverts, have you seen some of the preteen eye candy they put out? They whore kids out like show dogs for all the pervs to drool on....and this was just a Freudian slip lol

6:14:00 AM

Blogger Martini said...

Anyone see the Disney princess ball on the Jay Leno show last night? Hilarious

11:19:00 PM

Blogger The T-Dude said...

I guess that is a product for all those pervs who can't wait for the Hannah Montana ride to open.

10:40:00 PM

Blogger Michael Manning said...

We live in strange times. That's all I can say!

3:49:00 PM


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