Originally intended to document my experience of DeLorean ownership, focus is often radical and strange, boring and obtuse.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Donation

When his house falls apart, maybe the One Red Paperclip guy can donate it, here.

There are two Donation bins near my house. I believe both of them are for clothing. There are signs include the words "no dumping" and "no garbage" and that sort of thing. But sometimes there are piles of garbage in front of them. Sometimes piles of broken toys.

But not too long ago, somebody left a different donation. A Dodge Colt.

I don't know who would think they could donate a smashed up Dodge Colt with no engine. It had been rear ended and was heavily damaged. The muffler was ruined. The brake lights were broken. The trunk would not close. The bumper had fallen off. There were a large number of dents. The paint had scratches on it. There were probably cigarette burns in the upholstery. Nobody could use it. Why was it being donated?

Someone went to all the trouble of pulling the engine out, then attaching the car to a tow truck and driving it all the way over to the donation bins. That's a lot of work for a whole lotta nothin'.

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Blogger patti_cake said...

Um maybe it can be compacted into a little cube and sold for scrap? People are assclowns you know.

10:03:00 AM

Blogger Ms. Creek said...

Maybe it was Jimmy Dillnuts...they guy that's always in an accident!

9:16:00 PM

Blogger Martini said...

Assclowns! LOL! Love it. Yes, Jimmy Dillnuts is definitely the Assclown here.

11:19:00 PM

Blogger Becky said...

If nothing else sounds like they had good intentions, lol.

10:01:00 AM

Blogger Katie said...

Maybe they were looking for the tax deduction for donating a vehicle?

1:33:00 PM

Blogger ZoeyBella said...

I was going to make a "this isn't where I parked my car" joke... but I think the moment has passed.

9:39:00 AM

Blogger Martini said...

I would have lauged zoey, I would have laughed a lot.

2:55:00 PM


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