Originally intended to document my experience of DeLorean ownership, focus is often radical and strange, boring and obtuse.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Shaving - Err - Saving The World

Be careful not to nick the brain. It bleeds.

Lawyers, Accountants and Entomologists everywhere have a newfound love for shaved heads. Boys, girls and everyone in between all across the land have a newfound love for shaved heads. Even doggies, ferrets and kitties have a newfound love for shaved heads.

And it's all thanks to one "Prison Break" television program.

In light of all this shaved-head-hubbub, I have invested in my own head-shaving shop. Welcome to Mad Martini's House of Shaving. Specializing in heads. Other body parts available upon request.

Testimonial
My first client, Krevin, of Krev-Co Industrires Inc., had this to say: "I didn't like my haircut, so I decided to shave it."

I felt the enthralling adrenaline rush one gets from a job well done, and Krevin can bask in the glory of having a shaved head for the next 4 to 6 weeks. And not just any shaved head, but a work of shaved art that will have all the ladies swooning.

I, Mad Martini, shaved-head artist extrordinaire, charge nothing for this service. My joy is payment enough. And the hair collected off the floor goes toward insulating my house, thus, saving me money in my heating bills.

As my natural gas useage declines, the entire world benefits! Natural resources are saved for another day, and pollution such as greenhouse gas is reduced!

Do your part in saving the world. Use your head. Shave it.

6 Comments:

Blogger Rainypete said...

Does your reduced heating bill offset the cost of spraying for wall lice? Head lice that live in wall cavities are like the alligatos that are flushed as baby pets in New York sewers. Sure they're cute and bloodsucking now, but after 6 months in a wall cavity they will snag the likes of Beaner and gobble him down in one gulp.

12:49:00 PM

 
Blogger Martini said...

What?! Wall Lice? Can I buy insurance for that?

1:07:00 PM

 
Blogger Princess Lo said...

i think i will have to pass on shaving my head. i think i might look a little funny. i will pass on any referals that may come my way though

5:18:00 PM

 
Blogger ms. creek said...

some would say,"i'd rather be dead than red on the head". however, I'd rather be dead than no hair on the head!

11:09:00 PM

 
Blogger Prince Charming In Training said...

Dude will you shave my head??

10:14:00 AM

 
Blogger Martini said...

I will shave all heads that enter my studio, be they human, or frog.

11:18:00 AM

 

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